Live Your Life, Give It All You Got and Don't You Waste It...The lately pregnant J LO

Age has evidently softened me...and this preview for MTV's new show looks fun. My birthday was Thursday and I was well mashed for a better part of the night at the Sex and the City Premiere (The center of OC's Cougar Capitol), which explains my random sentimentality and Bitch Boy Status. Quinn is my favorite desperate housewife by the way.

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The Perfect Accessory. A Kung Fu Panda...Dog?

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What did they do to this Chow Chow, and where do I get one?

Adriano Goldschmied...for OC's Jean Junkies!!

AG Jeans is bringing OC to its knees, as the latest boutique in South Coast Plaza is hosting its well anticipated opening on Thursday, May, 29th from 6-9 pm.  If you haven't had the opportunity to slip into jeans by Adriano Goldschmied, they are sort of like a sexy hybrid combining the lush texture of the late Paper Denim, the tenacity of the Levis 501, the sexy euro trash aesthetic of Miss Sixty, and the price point of Diesels.  C'est si Chaud!! (It's so hot!!)  And the theme of the party is, "Go Drunk, or Go Home!"  Drinks?  Yessss! 

L.A. and Sumo back together!!!

L.A. will reach Yokozuna Status June 7th and 8th...All top 40 Makunouchi ranked wrestlers are expected to participate in the Los Angeles Sumo tournament including Yokozuna (Grand Champions) Asashoryu and Hakuho...On a more fashionable note...They wear the most masculine form of thong in existence. I want to go soooo bad. I love everything Japanese. My money is going on Asashoryu for obvious reasons.

Sex and The City Premiere Party!!!

Hey guys...My birthday is showcasing a huge a event at the St. Regis in Monarch Beach...Huge designers will be there including Calvin Klein among others...Should be fun!! I wonder what tragic cougar thought this up?? Open bar please...

If You're Not a Manc...You're a Wank!!

Paul Smith has just signed on to design all formal wear for the Manchester United Football Club for the next three years. The British designer is mirroring a deal between Giorgio Armani and Champions League rival, Chelsea. Oooh this rivalry has obviously taken to a more fashionable pitch, and we'll soon see which team will maintain the best-dressed stable of footballers. UK-LA is leaning more toward Sir Paul Smith as the victor, for the simple reason that we are biased toward our hometown gentleman.

California Rox

Uni-Sexy Status is the only word for it...Same-sex wedding bells will be ringing forever in the state of California!!!  Now it's time for all those other cock block states to catch up.  Lets hope it sticks this time.  When asked to comment, the newly married Ellen de Rossi and Portia de Generes had only one word on their lips..."Honeymoon."  Sounds hot...kind of.

True Chavette Status

This is my besty Lauren Cooper from the Catherine Tate Show...She is fierce!!