Designer Quips

What’s with this sudden choice of disorders we get right now? When I was a kid, we just had crazy people, that’s it, just crazy people...Ellen Degeneres

That's right...Bitches B Crazy

BBC forever!

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

This is the funniest version of Daft Punks', "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger"

Please Don't Stop The MUSIC!!! EDC Forever!

Triple-Stack Status!!! Attention to all my Party People...It's the 12th annual ElecTrIc DaIsy Carnival. Bust out the glowsticks, grab the vaporub, and don't forget your pacifier in case your friends a biter. This is going to be absolute sickness. Moby and Paul Van Dyk are making love DJ-style, and that's just the beginning. Be there or be sober. Here's a quick synopsis of last year.

Raf the Sexy Forever!!!

I totally jack'd this from www.bryanboy.com

These are the hottest kix just released by Raf Simmons.  You likey?

I wanna make sweet love to their strappy weirdness for a long time.

Designer Quips

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.  Oscar Wilde 

Too True...

Get Some Wino

Well Sexy Rock Status!  She looks so hot and her hair is bigger than ever...and yes, it's all hers.  Recording with her Rummy, Mark Ronson for the new album is going to commence before X-mas.  I already love it...I can't wait.  Wino's first dVd was released yesterday and it looks sexy,  I think it includes a 50-minute porn party with her and her preincarcerated Blake...jk.  It's all Amy!  

My Sirens, Bubbles and Desiree...

Absolutely Ridic-



This is Little Britain, the funniest f 'n show ever. The two muppets responsible are Matt Lucas and David Walliams, and in this skit, they are Bubbles (The White Hippo) and Desiree' (The Black Hippo). It's Overboard Status in English, but in Deautsch, laughy tears.

Bryan Boy, The Duchess of Manila!!

This is to all of my friends not familiar with my favorite Pilipino socialite, Bryan Boy. His manic followers have just elected Marc Jacobs as the official president of the fan club. Mr. Jacobs' new BB bag line is named after the current Pinoy idol. His blog is like halo halo (filipino shave ice) on a hot day, berry represhing. Check out www.bryanboy.com and laugh your ridiculous ass off.