Live Your Life, Give It All You Got and Don't You Waste It...The lately pregnant J LO

Age has evidently softened me...and this preview for MTV's new show looks fun. My birthday was Thursday and I was well mashed for a better part of the night at the Sex and the City Premiere (The center of OC's Cougar Capitol), which explains my random sentimentality and Bitch Boy Status. Quinn is my favorite desperate housewife by the way.

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The Perfect Accessory. A Kung Fu Panda...Dog?

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What did they do to this Chow Chow, and where do I get one?

Adriano Goldschmied...for OC's Jean Junkies!!

AG Jeans is bringing OC to its knees, as the latest boutique in South Coast Plaza is hosting its well anticipated opening on Thursday, May, 29th from 6-9 pm.  If you haven't had the opportunity to slip into jeans by Adriano Goldschmied, they are sort of like a sexy hybrid combining the lush texture of the late Paper Denim, the tenacity of the Levis 501, the sexy euro trash aesthetic of Miss Sixty, and the price point of Diesels.  C'est si Chaud!! (It's so hot!!)  And the theme of the party is, "Go Drunk, or Go Home!"  Drinks?  Yessss! 

L.A. and Sumo back together!!!

L.A. will reach Yokozuna Status June 7th and 8th...All top 40 Makunouchi ranked wrestlers are expected to participate in the Los Angeles Sumo tournament including Yokozuna (Grand Champions) Asashoryu and Hakuho...On a more fashionable note...They wear the most masculine form of thong in existence. I want to go soooo bad. I love everything Japanese. My money is going on Asashoryu for obvious reasons.

Sex and The City Premiere Party!!!

Hey guys...My birthday is showcasing a huge a event at the St. Regis in Monarch Beach...Huge designers will be there including Calvin Klein among others...Should be fun!! I wonder what tragic cougar thought this up?? Open bar please...

If You're Not a Manc...You're a Wank!!

Paul Smith has just signed on to design all formal wear for the Manchester United Football Club for the next three years. The British designer is mirroring a deal between Giorgio Armani and Champions League rival, Chelsea. Oooh this rivalry has obviously taken to a more fashionable pitch, and we'll soon see which team will maintain the best-dressed stable of footballers. UK-LA is leaning more toward Sir Paul Smith as the victor, for the simple reason that we are biased toward our hometown gentleman.

California Rox

Uni-Sexy Status is the only word for it...Same-sex wedding bells will be ringing forever in the state of California!!!  Now it's time for all those other cock block states to catch up.  Lets hope it sticks this time.  When asked to comment, the newly married Ellen de Rossi and Portia de Generes had only one word on their lips..."Honeymoon."  Sounds hot...kind of.

True Chavette Status

This is my besty Lauren Cooper from the Catherine Tate Show...She is fierce!!

Designer Quips

What’s with this sudden choice of disorders we get right now? When I was a kid, we just had crazy people, that’s it, just crazy people...Ellen Degeneres

That's right...Bitches B Crazy

BBC forever!

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

This is the funniest version of Daft Punks', "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger"

Please Don't Stop The MUSIC!!! EDC Forever!

Triple-Stack Status!!! Attention to all my Party People...It's the 12th annual ElecTrIc DaIsy Carnival. Bust out the glowsticks, grab the vaporub, and don't forget your pacifier in case your friends a biter. This is going to be absolute sickness. Moby and Paul Van Dyk are making love DJ-style, and that's just the beginning. Be there or be sober. Here's a quick synopsis of last year.

Raf the Sexy Forever!!!

I totally jack'd this from www.bryanboy.com

These are the hottest kix just released by Raf Simmons.  You likey?

I wanna make sweet love to their strappy weirdness for a long time.

Designer Quips

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.  Oscar Wilde 

Too True...

Get Some Wino

Well Sexy Rock Status!  She looks so hot and her hair is bigger than ever...and yes, it's all hers.  Recording with her Rummy, Mark Ronson for the new album is going to commence before X-mas.  I already love it...I can't wait.  Wino's first dVd was released yesterday and it looks sexy,  I think it includes a 50-minute porn party with her and her preincarcerated Blake...jk.  It's all Amy!  

My Sirens, Bubbles and Desiree...

Absolutely Ridic-



This is Little Britain, the funniest f 'n show ever. The two muppets responsible are Matt Lucas and David Walliams, and in this skit, they are Bubbles (The White Hippo) and Desiree' (The Black Hippo). It's Overboard Status in English, but in Deautsch, laughy tears.

Bryan Boy, The Duchess of Manila!!

This is to all of my friends not familiar with my favorite Pilipino socialite, Bryan Boy. His manic followers have just elected Marc Jacobs as the official president of the fan club. Mr. Jacobs' new BB bag line is named after the current Pinoy idol. His blog is like halo halo (filipino shave ice) on a hot day, berry represhing. Check out www.bryanboy.com and laugh your ridiculous ass off.

Raf Simons is my Sickness...

Designer Quips...

Fashion fades, only style remains the same...Coco Chanel

UK-LA is Well Bred and Sexy!

Oy young lovers. We are here to translate those moments of pure aesthetic expression...We love beautiful things and people, and we will make sure they find a home here at UK-LA. London and LA are the polar opposites of the Fashion Universe, and we appreciate everyone LA and UK represent from our coked-out celebrity pin-ups to our well-chavved cat-walk birds. May they never die.